Guilty Pleasure #4


source | tvshowsonline360.com

Clã Kardashian
Até há alguns meses atrás a única Kardashian de quem tinha ouvido falar era a Kim e, verdade seja dita, pouco mais sabia além de que ela era detentora de um traseiro de dimensões invulgares.
A pouco e pouco fui apanhando bocadinhos do Keeping Up with the Kardashians (obrigado R por me contagiares com este vício) e, algum tempo depois, dei por mim à procura do canal E! naqueles momentos (raros) em que a televisão não tem absolutamente nada de interessante para me oferecer.
Quem são os Kardashian?
Kardashian-Jenner é uma família numerosa que inclui:
1: Kris Jenner (a mãe, viúva do Sr. Kardashian, o advogado de defesa do OJ Simpson, e a pessoa que controla a vida “profissional” das meninas Kardashian)
2: Bruce Jenner (ex-campeão olímpico e do campeonato das cirurgias plásticas, é o padrasto das Kardashian, e pai da Kylie e Kendall, as irmãs mais novas das meninas Kardashian, bem como do Brody – ex-namorado da Lauren Conrad do The Hills, e do Brandon)
3: Kourtney Kardashian (a irmã mais velha, casada com “Lord” Disick, mãe do Mase e da Penelope, é a mais equilibrada das 3 Kardashian, sempre preocupada com toda a família e com os efeitos nefastos dos químicos presentes nos cosméticos)
4: Kim Kardashian (detentora do já supra-citado traseiro de proporções pouco comuns, celebrizada com a divulgação de uma sex tape que, dizem as más línguas, terá sido lançada pela própria e da qual a sua mãe e agente terá conseguido tirar excelente partido; conhecida também pelo seu surpreendentemente curto casamento de 72 dias e pelo seu novo relacionamento com Kanye West, do qual viria a nascer a menina North West)
5: Khloe Kardashian (casada com o jogador de basket Lamar, apresentadora do X-Factor, no qual ficou conhecida num dos primeiros episódios por se conseguirem ver os seus mamilos através da blusa que usava)
6: Rob Kardashian (o mais novo dos Kardashian)
7: Kylie e Kendall Jenner (as filhas da Kris com o Bruce)
8: Scott Disick (o marido da Kourtney e “a personagem” desta família)

Guilty porque:
1: Os reality shows Kardashian (e são muitos – Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Kim take NY, Kourtney and Kim take Miami, Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Kloe take Miami) proporcionam horas sem fim de entertenimento focado nas superficialidades desta família, tais como os contínuos spray tannings da Kim, ver a Kim a roubar leite materno da Kourtney para aplicar sobre as marcas da sua psoríase, a Kim a maquilhar-se todos os dias perto da sua gravidez para não ser apanhada desprevenida numa foto de parto, etc, etc, etc.
2: Só pode haver uma grande dose de cupla envolvida no disfrutar de horas de diversão proporcionadas pela exploração da vida pessoal, e muitas vezes do seu lado patético, destas pessoas.

Pleasure porque:
1: É delicioso ver a dinâmica amor-ódio destas irmãs, que num momento não se falam para no seguinte largarem tudo para acompanharem a outra ao hospital. That’s sisterhood!
2: É delicioso ver o Bruce a ser cilindrado pelo Girl Power desta família.
3: Lord Disick proporciona verdadeiros momentos de entertenimento com as suas flutuações entre pai cuidadoso e bon-vivant inconsciente…mas temos que lhe dar crédito, porque tem conseguido encaixar-se no clã Kardashian apesar de, também ele, ser cilindrado pelo girl power da família.
4: As palavras do Obama: “Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.” Pois é Obey, se estás a criticá-los é porque também tens andado a ver o que se passa com os Kardashian…

Roubando o slogan do E!, Kardashian, é pop of culture!

Kardashian Clan
Until a few months ago the only Kardashian I had heard about was Kim and, truth be told, I knew little other than that she was the holder of a rear of unusual dimensions.
Little by little I was picking bits of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (thanks R for contaminating me with this addiction ) and, some time later, I found myself looking for E ! in those ( rare ) moments when television has absolutely nothing interesting to offer me .
Who are the Kardashians?
Kardashian – Jenner is a large family that includes :
1 : Kris Jenner (mother, widow of Mr. Kardashian, the defense lawyer of OJ Simpson, and the person who controls the ” professional” lives of the Kardashian girls)
2 : Bruce Jenner (former Olympic champion and and also of the plastic surgeries championship, he is the Kardashians stepfather and the father of Kylie and Kendall -younger sisters of the Kardashian girls- and Brody -ex-boyfriend of Lauren Conrad from The Hills, and Brandon)
3 : Kourtney Kardashian ( the older sister , married to “Lord” Disick , mother of Mase and Penelope , and the most balanced of the three Kardashian girls, always concerned with the whole family and the harmful effects of chemicals in cosmetics)
4 : Kim Kardashian (owner of the already above-mentioned rear of unusual proportions, made ​​famous with the release of a sex-tape that evil tongues said, had been launched by herself and from which her mother and agent achieved excellent advantage, also known by her surprisingly short wedding of 72 days and her new relationship with Kanye West, from which would be born a girl North West )
5 : Khloe Kardashian (married to basketball player Lamar, presenter of X Factor, which became known in the early episodes by her nipples showing through the blouse she wore)
6 : Rob Kardashian (the youngest of the Kardashians)
7 : Kylie and Kendall Jenner (the daughters of Kris and Bruce)
8 : Scott Disick (Kourtney ‘s husband and “the character” of this family)

Guilty because:
1 : The Kardashian reality shows (and they are many – Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Kim take New York, Kim and Kourtney take Miami, Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Kloe take Miami) provide endless hours of entertainment focused on the superficialities of this family such as Kim’s continuous spray tannings , watching Kim steal Kourtney’s breast milk to apply on the marks of her psoriasis, Kim getting professional make-up every day near the term of her pregnancy to not be caught off guard in a photo, etc., etc., etc..
2 : There can only be a great deal of guilt involved in enjoying hours of fun provided by the exploitation of personal life, and many times its pathetic side, of these people .

Pleasure because:
1 : It’s delightful to see the love-hate dynamics of these sisters , that one time don’t speak  with each other and the next forgetting everything to take the other to the hospital. That’s sisterhood !
2 : It’s delightful to see Bruce being overpowered by the Girl Power in this family.
3 : Lord Disick provides true moments of entertainment with its fluctuations between caring father and unconscious bon vivant … but we have to give him credit, because he has been able to fit into the Kardashian clan though also being overpowered by the Girl Power.
4 : The words of Obama: “Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing , or where Kanye West was going on vacation , and thinking somehow that was the mark of success .” Obey, if you’re criticizing them is because you also have been keeping up with what is going on with the Kardashians…

Stealing E!’s slogan , Kardashian is pop of culture !

source | khloekardashian.celebuzz.com

Da esquerda para a direita:
From left to right:
Rob, Kim, Kris, Bruce, Lamar, Khloe, Kourtney, Scott, Kendall, Kylie

1 comment
  1. Catarina said:

    Tenho de arranjar canal E!

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